{"product_id":"officer-i-drop-kicked-that-child-in-self-defense-metal-phone-sticker-with-3m-sticky-backing","title":"Officer, I Drop Kicked That Child in Self Defense Metal Phone Sticker With 3M Sticky Backing","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor fans of dark, chaotic humour, this one speaks for itself. Our \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficer, I Drop Kicked That Child in Self Defense Enamel Metal Phone Sticker With 3M Sticky Backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e turns an unhinged meme-level confession into a bold, high-contrast accessory. With sharp black lettering on a clean white enamel base, it’s designed for anyone whose sense of humour lives somewhere between unfiltered, absurd, and questionably legal (in the joke, of course).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBuilt with strong \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e3M adhesive backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, the sticker stays firmly in place without damaging your device, giving you the polished look of an enamel pin without the need for punctures. Its compact, punchline-ready shape makes it perfect for customising iPhones, Android cases, tablets, laptops, water bottles, notebooks and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWhether you’re the resident menace of your friend group, a collector of chaotic meme merch, or someone who simply enjoys delivering the most unhinged line possible — this enamel metal sticker adds personality, humour, and durable everyday style in one outrageous piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Premium metal with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eglossy soft enamel finish\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Bold, unfiltered \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003edark-humour statement design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Strong \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e3M sticky backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e — no pins, no holes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eScratch-resistant and long-lasting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Perfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ephone cases, laptops, bottles and accessories\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• A hilarious gift for fans of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003echaotic humour, meme culture, and unhinged quotes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"StickyPins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52286121083199,"sku":"0751","price":1.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0965\/2456\/6847\/files\/image_a34167f0-b606-491f-8b20-965f3125c1c2.png?v=1772060119","url":"https:\/\/stickypins.co.uk\/products\/officer-i-drop-kicked-that-child-in-self-defense-metal-phone-sticker-with-3m-sticky-backing","provider":"StickyPins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}